The USA has elected: A Dystopian Narcissist of Pseudologistic Hyperbole.
If you need interpretation:
Dystopian is a viewpoint of a dark, destroyed world in despair and chaos. It is a world dark, defeated, where civilization has failed.
Narcissisit is a person so self-centered that he does not empathize or think of others.
Pseudologistic hyperbole. Pseudologia fantastica is behavior of habitual or compulsive lying. Hyperbole are exaggerated statements not meant to be taken literally.
In the book: "The Art of the Deal," the use of pseudoligia fantastica, combined with introduction of hyperbole about the joy, wealth or rewards therefrom are defined as keys to "making a deal."