DIET AND HEALTH

LATEST INTERNATIONAL RESEARCH ON YOUR DIET AND HEALTH

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

6. The Mongolians don't pray much, drink a lot of vodka, eat lots of fat mutton, don't eat vegetables much, sing and dance and drink fermented horse milk and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

7. The Tibetans pray a lot, don't drink vodka, they eat lots of vegetables, garlic, onions, tomatoes, and don't drink fermented horse milk and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.*

8. Americans pray, go to church, drink diet cokes, eat special diets, don't really go for Vodka, dislike fermented horse milk, jog and exercise, have the most expensive doctors and health care in the world and die by the millions of heart attacks.*

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.